Tuesday, September 6, 2011

How To Open Your Locker

1.)  Turn the lock three times to the right past the first number.  This clears the lock of any past numbers or any silly mistakes you people made.

2.) Turn the lock to the right so that it lands on your first number. 

2.) Turn to the left all the way past the first number and zero to your second number.

3.) Turn all the way to the right to the third number.  You don't have to skip zero this time.

4.) Pull the lock.  Or door.  Whichever.   

5.) Voila! The door is opened. 


If you were looking for a way to break into a locker.  Then you are a very bad person.  Shame on you.  I see you walking away hanging your head down in shame.  Yes, this is a time out.  Go sit in the corner.  Go on!  No excuses!  *10 minutes later*

You're not going to break into a locker now, right?  Good.
Wait, did you forget your combination?  BAD JOB!  Go embarrass yourself now and ask your teacher what your combination is.
*15 minutes later*

I'm sorry everyone laughed at you, but you deserve it for forgetting your combination.



Such a freshman mistake.  My goodness...

(This is why I'm practicing.)

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